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« Thread Started on Feb 27, 2004, 8:13pm »
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1. Jump in a fire
2. Set of Atomic Bombs
3. Swim underwater for more than 5 minutes
4. Jump off an airplane without a parachute
5. Swim down niagra falls
6. Go in a TNT room and light a match
7. Point a gun to your head and pull the trigger
8. Go into outer space and forget your helmet
9. Fall down a neverending hole
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10. Go at a hockey game , in the opposing team's lockers, and "Boooo!"
11. Try to find out if an electric socket's screws are in those little 2 holes, with an unisolated screwdriver.
12. Throw yourself and your computer off a building and then break the computer's fall with your body, to save it.
13. Put your head in the microwave oven, put a match in the hole which makes it think it's closed, and turn it on.
14. Lift your car up with a 'jack, go underneath and kick it away.
15. Hitch - hike in the middle of a truck highway.
16. Try to see if you can air-evade after you backflip out the window.
17. Chop down a tree cutting it so it can fall on you.
18. Eat 2 year over-expiration date diary products.
19. Go in the middle of the forest and wrestle a bear.
20. Make me MAD! ;D
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« Reply #2 on Mar 20, 2004, 10:32pm »
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21. welcome to the World Championship of Street Hockey!

Team 1: The Shadows, in the black jerseys and masks!
Team 2: Outer Space, in the black jerseys and masks!

Home arena: the trans-continental highway!
What a night folks, it's totally pitch black out there! Let's turn on the heat sensors and see how they're doing!

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« Reply #3 on Mar 28, 2004, 9:53pm »
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22. Commit seppuku
23. Cross the path of angry buddhist monks
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« Reply #4 on May 29, 2004, 8:53pm »
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eat my ex-girlfriends cooking.............

put clorox in your coffee....
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